Devils and Hell and Mitres, Oh My!

Popehat brings us the story of the young valedictorian who had her diploma withheld because she said something offensive during her speech.  I wonder what it was.

It must really have been bad.  It must have been something off of George Carlin’s list of seven words you can’t say on television.  Only an utter cunt or a complete motherfucker would use one of the heavy seven in a high school graduation speech, so it must have been something totally fucking outrageous that she said.  It must have been something so utterly shitty that the principal of the school got his tits in a such in a wringer that he required a letter of apology before he would release her diploma.  What got him so pissed off?  Let’s see here, what did she say

 “Her quote was, ‘When she first started school she wanted to be a nurse, then a veterinarian and now that she was getting closer to graduation, people would ask her, what do you want to do and she said how the hell do I know? I’ve changed my mind so many times.’”

Hell?  That’s it?


At a school whose mascot is a freakin’ devil, the word “hell” is enough to completely freak out the administration? The word “hell” is enough for Principal Slubgob to take such umbrage as to demand a written apology and hold up her diploma? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THAT ASSHOLE?

What a cocksucker.

Edit: minor style change in one sentence.


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