Scary Critters in the News
August 19, 2012
Seems there’s been a rash of scary beasts cropping up in the news lately. Slow news day? Or something more sinister?
Boy Scouts Stone Beaver to Death. I swear that I’m not making this up. The article says it was rabid and had attacked the scout leader; it was not in violation of some obscure provision of Sharia law, as I’d initially surmised. Jimmy Carter was unavailable for comment.
Great white shark video. A white shark swimming in Cape Cod Bay. Cue the music. You know the music I’m talking about: