Scary Critters in the News

Seems there’s been a rash of scary beasts cropping up in the news lately.  Slow news day?  Or something more sinister?

Boy Scouts Stone Beaver to Death.  I swear that I’m not making this up.  The article says it was rabid and had attacked the scout leader; it was not in violation of some obscure provision of Sharia law, as I’d initially surmised.  Jimmy Carter was unavailable for comment.

Damned Big Python Found in the Everglades.  The University of Florida may have to scrap the Gator mascot.  A few more snakes this size and they’ll all have been eaten.

Great white shark video.  A white shark swimming in Cape Cod Bay.  Cue the music.  You know the music I’m talking about:

Sleep well.

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