It’s a Plague on the Godless Heathens of Gaul!
August 10, 2012
God has decided to smite the heathen poopyheads of the socialist paradise of France. The water has turned to blood! Their first-born shall be taken by the angel of death! BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!
Or it could be a halophilic algae bloom in conditions of very high salinity. I suppose that would do it too. I mean, if God wanted to take all the fun out of it ‘n all…