It’s a Plague on the Godless Heathens of Gaul!

God has decided to smite the heathen poopyheads of the socialist paradise of France.  The water has turned to blood!  Their first-born shall be taken by the angel of death!  BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!

God is seriously pissed off

Or it could be a halophilic algae bloom in conditions of very high salinity.  I suppose that would do it too.  I mean, if God wanted to take all the fun out of it ‘n all…


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Not particularly smart, witty, or good-looking. Otherwise perfect.

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